No Pun in Ten Did

Saturday, August 31, 2013

I cannot tell lies
I chopped down the cherry tree.
With only my fists

When you wish on stars
Make sure you think it over
That's a lot of pie

One cannot hunt the bird
Of whom the U.S. calls ours.
Cuz dey gon b ded.

The haiku is short.
It sometimes has a plot twist.
M. Night Shyamalan

There are six of these.
I did not know that before.
Well, NOW there are six.

Nobody will know
Whether or not you brushed
If you don't tell them.

"Misuse the quote, Luke"

Said Batman the Avenger

That's pretty messed up.