Haiku a Day #10

I cannot tell lies
I chopped down the cherry tree.
With only my fists

Haiku a Day #9

When you wish on stars
Make sure you think it over
That's a lot of pie

Haiku a Day #8

One cannot hunt the bird
Of whom the U.S. calls ours.
Cuz dey gon b ded.

Haiku a Day #7

The haiku is short.
It sometimes has a plot twist.
M. Night Shyamalan

Haiku a Day #6

There are six of these.
I did not know that before.
Well, NOW there are six.

Haiku a Day #5

Nobody will know
Whether or not you brushed
If you don't tell them.

Haiku a Day #4

"Misuse the quote, Luke"

Said Batman the Avenger

That's pretty messed up.

Haiku a Day #3

I am the reason,

That we cannot have nice things.

I drowned your goldfish.

Haiku a Day #2

Movie theaters won't,

let you bring your own popcorn,

I'm not paying 6 bucks

Haiku a Day #1

I'm bored. I think I'll write some haikus (those 5-7-5 syllable Japanese poem thingys)!

Whenever you eat,
Make sure to not eat poison,
It tastes like rat poop.