Haiku a Day #13

Thirteen, unlucky
Or lucky to some people
I don't really care though

Haiku a Day #12

Though life drags on slow,
Nothing can stop your fast soul,
A rocket in mud.

Haiku a Day #11

Last haiku was great
How do you top perfection?
Maybe with dinosaurs

Haiku a Day #10

I cannot tell lies
I chopped down the cherry tree.
With only my fists

Haiku a Day #9

When you wish on stars
Make sure you think it over
That's a lot of pie

Haiku a Day #8

One cannot hunt the bird
Of whom the U.S. calls ours.
Cuz dey gon b ded.

Haiku a Day #7

The haiku is short.
It sometimes has a plot twist.
M. Night Shyamalan

Haiku a Day #6

There are six of these.
I did not know that before.
Well, NOW there are six.

Haiku a Day #5

Nobody will know
Whether or not you brushed
If you don't tell them.

Haiku a Day #4

"Misuse the quote, Luke"

Said Batman the Avenger

That's pretty messed up.

Haiku a Day #3

I am the reason,

That we cannot have nice things.

I drowned your goldfish.

Haiku a Day #2

Movie theaters won't,

let you bring your own popcorn,

I'm not paying 6 bucks

Haiku a Day #1

I'm bored. I think I'll write some haikus (those 5-7-5 syllable Japanese poem thingys)!

Whenever you eat,
Make sure to not eat poison,
It tastes like rat poop.

Deal With It

I don't usually post pictures, or stuff that isn't mine. 

But this is my favorite gif on the internet so far. 

Source: http://thefrogman.me/

Original Caption: "Remember when I tried practical special effects? Nailed it."

Favorite New Youtubers

Hello, internet!

So, I recently went on a little internet hiatus and came back a better person.

I also found/rediscovered/realized the awesomeness in a couple Youtube channels! Check them out!

Lamar Wilson

http://www.youtube.com/user/wilsontech1

SoulPancake-Candace Carrizales

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCBF7BEFF6FECA57B

ScooterMagruder

http://www.youtube.com/user/ScooterMagruder

My Finest Moments

Sometimes, everything just works out, you know?

Success!

YouTube suggestions. Getting smarter and smarter everyday.

A Pep Talk from Kid President

Enjoy and Pass it on!

Wheezy Waiter Shoes

Wrestled these shoes from a stupid eagle. 

Stand-up

Why do stand up artists always have a stool and a water bottle?

Well the stool goes back to the origin of the joke. What were the first jokes about? Stools (Poopy)!

And the water bottle because they get thirsty from all the talking.